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Congressional Candidate (D) Gets Assaulted After Nicely Asking for a Blow Job

August 3, 2010

OMG! You can’t make this stuff up. I’m a little slow picking up this local story, but a Democrat trying to unseat popular Republican Congresswoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers, who is from my community, is providing some much needed comic relief in this latest political cycle.

According to my local rag, the Spokesman Review, David R. Fox, an attorney from the west side of Washington State, who recently moved to Spokane to challenge McMorris Rodgers, “told police he wasn’t injured in the altercation but he is pressing charges against his alleged assailant (name deleted)” Furthermore, the SR reports that “Fox said he had asked (the assailant) for oral sex. At that point, Fox said, “he grabbed me in a bear hug and threw me on the ground…I don’t understand. I asked him nicely.”

On top of that, Fox was accused earlier this year of demanding that a client in the Clallam County Jail expose himself, although he denied the charges. He did admit to masturbating in the interview room. Ewwww.

Since moving to Spokane this summer to give Cathy a run for her money, the Spokesman Review reported that “police reports show he has been accused of skipping out on a $14 tab at a downtown bar. A Crime Check report says he tried to pay with a check but didn’t have identification, and when the server asked him to wait to speak with the manager, “he used profanity and left without payment.” The same report says Fox is suspected of writing a bad check at another downtown restaurant, and asked to leave River Park Square mall or be cited for trespass.”

Seattle’s KOMO News adds this: “He’s been accused of sexually harassing a former client and driving under the influence, but it appears the harsh allegations have not sapped David Fox’s political ambitions. In June, Fox was arrested by Port of Seattle police after a ticket agent called authorities to report that a man wearing a floppy hat, khaki shorts and a Hawaiian shirt repeatedly pulled out a knife and asked “weird questions.””The driver was unsteady on his feet and kept repeating the same questions, telling me over and over that I need to call the Clallam County Sheriff’s Office so they could tell me who he was and that he was running for office,” the Port of Seattle police report said. “He told me over and over that he is an attorney, and that I have no right to stop him.” Another officer spotted a marijuana pipe on the passenger’s seat, and a search turned up a bag of marijuana and prescription pills for which Fox had no prescription, the report said.”

Wow, so this is McMorris Rodger’s competition? To be fair to the Democrats, Fox does not have a party endorsement. He is simply a lunatic who obviously has little sense, except maybe a false sense of worthiness, or a great sense of humor. Whatever it is, I thank him for giving me a hearty chuckle. Hey, maybe I’ll even vote for the guy. What harm could it do?

Click here for the article from the Spokesman Review.

Click here for the article from KOMO News.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. August 5, 2010 7:10 am

    Update August 5: Wow. This story gets even better. Fox has been notified that he is in arrears of $1740 because his filing fee check bounced. haha If he doesn’t cough up the dough, they are gonna tack a penalty onto his fee! After 60 days, they will send a collection agent after him.

    I can’t wait to see what this guy does next.

  2. Dale permalink
    August 22, 2010 12:06 am

    hope hes in jail and stays, i talked to him one day in spokane and it got really creepy really quick, he hit on me more then once, as i told him let alone am i gay but gay for a 40 year old man he didnt understand,
    David R fox is a fool,
    and if this guy is not a sex offender i dont know what to say

  3. August 22, 2010 6:28 am

    hey dale, thanks for your comment!

    Are you going to the Rainbow Gathering?

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