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April 13, 2010

Jason Levin’s Manifesto

I just received a copy of Jason Levin’s Manifesto. 

Hat-tip to Morgen at Verum Serum @  Thanks Morgen!

1. You own your body. If you want to put drugs into it (like weed, heroin, alcohol, or tobacco) you should be free to do so. And it should be taxed. If you want to sell your body, you should be free to do so. And it should be taxed. Both should be regulated (like the food supply) to ensure public safety. Both should be available only to adults. Also if you want to kill yourself, be my guest. It’s your body so it’s your decision to leave it.

2. Everyone is free to get married. That goes for a man and a woman, two men, two women, three women and a man, four men and two women, whatever…So go ahead and do whatever the hell you want in your own bedroom, as long as the participants are all consenting adults. Oh, and if being Gay is “against God’s will” why does every species on the planet engage in homosexual behavior?

3. Everyone must be provided with basic healthcare. Universal government sponsored healthcare as a baseline is just as much of a necessity for a thriving society as public schools.

4. Church and State must remain separate. One of the biggest problems in this country right now is the hijacking of the republican party by right-wing fundamentalists who are convinced that 2000 years ago the “Sky Daddy” had a baby with a virgin…

5. Which brings us to war and the death penalty…I believe that there are some truly evil motherfuckers on this planet who deserve to die. I do not condone attacking a country that had nothing to do with 911, nor do I condone interventionist foreign policy. If Saddam was so evil, why haven’t we attacked Kim Jong il? That crazy sonofabitch has nukes!!! Unless someone physically attacks us here on American soil (ala pearl harbor) we should not go to war. But if we do go to war, we need to kick as much ass as is humanly possible. Kill, Maim, Torture, take the gloves way the fuck off! That is how you wage War. This of course, should only be used as a last resort. I also have no moral or ethical problem with the death penalty. The only reason I don’t support the death penalty is that I truly believe the judicial system in its current form is too inept to hand down such an such an irreversible punishment.

6. Which is why I believe citizenship should be earned. Either through military service, public works service, or foreign service (peacecorp, drs. without borders etc.). Only then should you have the right to vote, sit on a jury, or hold public office. Perhaps if these privileges were earned, they would finally be respected.

7. Politics is NOT a career. Public service is something you do while on hiatus from your regular vocation. You should get elected, serve a term or two, and get the fuck out. Only by adhering to these strict standards can we hope for altruism in our elected officials. Politics is a dirty business and no matter how clean you were when you started, the longer you stay in the dirtier you get. That collective dirt seeps into the gears and inevitably harms the machine as a whole. In addition to serious term limits, we need at least 3 political parties in this country! Having only two has led to a stagnant and polarized system which caters to lobbyists and does not serve the interests of the majority of Americans (most of whom are somewhere in the middle).

8. Take responsibility for yourself and your actions! If you break it, buy it. If you spill hot coffee in your lap, don’t sue McDonalds. Learn that coffee = hot and move on! Thus “Loser Pays” [court costs] lawsuits should be the rule, as only those with a righteous beef will bring suit…

9. Corporations need to be subject to the same rules as individuals and should be required to maintain “citizenship” in this country in order to do business…

10. Finally, If you don’t like what’s on the TV or the radio, it has 2 buttons. One to change the channel, and one to turn it OFF. The FCC should not be allowed to regulate content. The only thing they should do is issue licenses to TV stations to avoid a monopoly of media control. News needs to be about information not infotainment. The time was for a TV station to maintain its license they had to air a certain amount of commercial free community oriented programming.




“As a black lesbian trapped in the body of a straight white man, I am able to pass as a member of the establishment wile still maintaining my oneness with the spirit of the Earf Muvah. I’m currently being sued by my inner child for molestation…but trust me, the charges are baseless.”-Jason Levin

43 Comments leave one →
  1. April 13, 2010 11:15 pm

    I thought we had a nice exchange on my blog, but then you go and steal my post without crediting me. Not cool. Please make a correction on this or I will have to point this out on my post.

  2. April 13, 2010 11:16 pm

    you got it!

  3. April 13, 2010 11:25 pm

    I apologize to Morgen for not giving him a hat-tip right off the bat.

  4. April 13, 2010 11:28 pm

    Thank you! Although I would prefer if you could link to the actual URL rather than our home page:

    Btw, I admire your ingenuity with the Andrew Breitbart reward thing. But I’ll bet you $100 on the side that you won’t get any takers because this claim was simply not true. There is already plenty of audio and video out there of this episode and if this slur was actually used it would have come out already.

    The overwhelming majority (99%+) of tea party activists and participants are not what the media and liberal activists are trying to make them out to be.

  5. April 13, 2010 11:38 pm

    Of course! I’ll do it pronto.

    Well, you might be right or you might be wrong Morgen. I am betting you are wrong. I really don’t think 4 Congressmen lied. Call me naive.

  6. April 13, 2010 11:40 pm

    Morgen, I have many friends, albeit most online, who are teapartiers. I disagree with them, but I try to respect opinions, unless they are reactionary. I don’t like reactionary.

  7. Tex Taylor permalink
    April 13, 2010 11:43 pm

    Oh, and if being Gay is “against God’s will” why does every species on the planet engage in homosexual behavior?

    And which species would this be?

    If you’re going to use dogs as example, though I would explain it a form of domination, riddle me this. My male lab was sick the other day. I caught my female humping the male without the proper equipment

    Does that mean she has penis envy?

    It’s amazing how gullible mindless libs are these days.

  8. April 13, 2010 11:44 pm

    And my tea party video that I edited was really a shameless trick. I just got mad at all the denial over the racial slurs. I actually posted objective, imo, videos of last years tea parties on cnn ireport and on youtube last year. I live in a small community. I actually am friends with the daughter of the heavy guy in my vid. I am hoping she doesn’t see it, but I think she’ll laugh if she does. She knows her dad is a bit of a goofball.

  9. April 13, 2010 11:45 pm

    Well, Tex. I think you will need to take that up with Jason. I am hoping once I get the interview, he will visit my blog. I’ll let you know.

  10. April 13, 2010 11:46 pm

    Well, I have to take a little walkabout and get to the store. I am out of beer. Well, I am always out of beer, until I buy some. Then I am soon out again. What gives?

  11. April 13, 2010 11:50 pm

    I’m pretty sure that just about everyone at this point has friends, family, or at least acquaintances who are associated with the Tea Party movement in some way. It really just represents a large group of regular Americans who are concerned about the direction of the country. Particularly with regards to government spending and the national debt. This is something that should be of concern to all of us. And rather than doing anything meaningful about it, the current Administration – and leadership in Congress – are enacting policies which are making the problem dramatically worse. In my humble opinion.

  12. maasanova permalink
    April 13, 2010 11:52 pm

    Regarding seperation of church and state, I wonder how Mr. Levin feels about the separation of synagogue and state, namely the menorahs that are hoisted on White House lawn every Christmas, Obama’s White House Seders, and how the Chabad Lubavitch rabbis can secure the President’s time at the drop of a hat.

  13. April 14, 2010 12:03 am

    Hmmmm…. Originally you made it look as if Jason Levin gave you the manifesto… 🙂

  14. April 14, 2010 12:04 am

    lol Foxy. Originally he did!

  15. April 14, 2010 12:06 am

    sure… 🙂

  16. April 14, 2010 12:32 am


    Next time you speak to J. why don’t you ask him why he has locked his blog (the manifesto’s source), disabled cache and blocked robots.txt.

    What is he hiding? More inanity?
    The coward.

  17. April 14, 2010 12:39 am

    VH, I actually do know the answer to that, but he has sworn me to secrecy. sigh.

  18. April 14, 2010 1:11 am

    Ok I bite. You are naive. They are race baiters desperately trying to maintain control of the false race card narrative. Which more so than ever raised it’s ugly head during Obama’s pres campaign (for God’s sake there was an article that dared to insinuate that “socialist” was the new “n-word”) and has continued to this day.

    The black congressmen walked past the Kill the Bill protesters on purpose hoping to bait a lone bigot. They could of very easily used the tunnel as is the norm. When that failed the lie began. From the video it appears that Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. videotaped the walk. Why hasn’t he stepped forth and claimed Breitbarts award?

    Timeline: Anatomy of a Tea Party Smear by the Democrat-Media Complex

    Never mind the racist vitriol aimed at any black who dares to be a conservative. “Oreo, Uncle Tom, Boot-licking Uncle Tom, Straight-up Uncle Tom, Judas, Remus, Sambo, Sambo-Tom etc. The world still waits for blacks on the left to decry such vicious racist attacks. I guess we shouldn’t hold our breath.

  19. April 14, 2010 3:59 am

    Well, I’m back, but I’ve got a date with Johnny Depp. Damn, can’t pass that up. Wood you?

  20. April 14, 2010 1:57 pm

    Disbelievers… believe it.

    Obuttholes parents and grandparents… Communists.

  21. April 14, 2010 2:04 pm

    Foxwood, I’d follow that link if I trusted it. Call me a disbeliever, but following a link of yours would be quite a “leap of faith” for me. 🙂

  22. April 14, 2010 2:05 pm

    And I would kindly ask you to refrain from potty talk here. This blog is geared for adults.

  23. April 14, 2010 2:16 pm

    You mean Obutthole?

  24. April 14, 2010 2:17 pm

    Foxy, you are smarter than I thought. 🙂

  25. April 14, 2010 2:21 pm

    I only say it to piss you off… 🙂 I’ve heard your potty mouth. 🙂

  26. April 14, 2010 2:23 pm

    piss me off? Do you really think you’re capable of that? HAHAhAHAHA
    Well, okay. Maybe just a time or two. 😉

    Potty mouth? Moi? Whatever do you have in your files that could implicate me of that?

  27. April 14, 2010 2:29 pm

    “Whatever do you have in your files that could implicate me of that?”

    It’s logged at:
    when her blog comes back up. 🙂

  28. April 14, 2010 2:30 pm

    See… you say your all about showing proof, then you say you won’t look at it. Your a piece of work. 🙂

  29. April 14, 2010 2:36 pm

    Are we learning what it’s like to be a “respectable” blogger?

  30. April 14, 2010 2:37 pm

    I have some surprises coming… 🙂

  31. April 14, 2010 2:41 pm

    My new bedroom is just about finished! 🙂

  32. April 14, 2010 2:52 pm

    My new shop also… 🙂

  33. April 14, 2010 2:57 pm

    Foxy, I’ve already vetted that last link. Michelle Malkin has really flooded the Velvet Hammer’s server.
    Don’t you know she links to my blog in her post?

    And that you set yourself up for a spanking with your bedroom comment almost makes me want to go easy on you. I know you are on vacation. Hell, your probably already three sheets to the wind! HaHaHa

  34. April 14, 2010 2:58 pm

    Foxy, have you spent all your lottery winnings yet?

  35. April 14, 2010 3:01 pm

    Ok… I’ll stop being mean. Danm! You make it hard to be mean sometimes… 🙂

    Not yet. Guys are still working on the bedroom and I’m working on the shop.

  36. April 14, 2010 3:03 pm

    Foxy, let’s be friends. 😉

  37. April 14, 2010 3:04 pm

    I’m working on a Jason post that you may find very interesting…

  38. April 14, 2010 4:53 pm

    But one more thing dear foxwood. There is a big diff between potty language and satirical witticism. But I am curious as to what I said that you consider pottymouth. I’m not saying I didn’t….

  39. April 14, 2010 4:54 pm

    Gotta go. I’ve got a date with a clawfoot and I’ve got a job to do! Some of us can’t be total slackers when we’re doing paying work. 😉

  40. April 16, 2010 1:43 am

    My latest post about my tea party mugging! How Scandalous!


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